Friday, July 1, 2011

fat's not ugly when it's tan

I have a couple of words of conflicting advice for you honeys about summer fun,

1) wear sunscreen. you don't want to end up leathery when you're old

2) fat's not ugly when it's tan

See kiddos, life is about balance.

(remember my addage "1 margarita, 2 margaritahh, 3 marsgatittaz, floor." You can do too much of a good thing)
...And watch out for sand in those delicate places. Nothing ruins a good time like a bad rash.

1 comment:

  1. One of my husband's college friends had a motto: tanned fat looks like muscle. At some point each summer, one of us has to bring it up.