Robert Downey Jr, junior

Tonight someone told me that I looked like Robert Downey, Jr. Immediately, I thought to myself... "self, this might be the time for a one night stand. If you look like RD,jr you should close the deal." But then I thought... nope this isn't going to end well. No one wants to go to bed with Robert Downey, Jr and wake up with me. That just makes for an awkward dismount the next morning. I will spare myself the clumsy conversation over an Egg McMuffin and go home alone.